12 Things I Learned About Academia from Google Suggestions

1. University is free in Germany, but elsewhere it’s just business. It is also like riding a bike.

uni is

2. Academia is a pointless, broken cult.

academia is

3. There are many misconceptions about us academics. We are often happy, but not always. We are rarely important, and never well paid!

are academics

4. We are many things:

5. We are not the problem…

academics aren't

6. …but we aren’t everything either.

academics are not

7. Economics students are promiscuous and selfish.

economics students

8. History students are just promiscuous.

history students are

9. As for law students, well…

law students

10. A PhD can be problematic, unless it is in dance.

my phd is

11. Don’t expect to much help from your professor…

my professor doesn't

12. …nor from the hot-but-lazy TA.

my teaching assistant is

Many questions remain.

do academics


What does Google suggestions say where you are? Tweet your screenshots to @AcademiaObscura with the hashtag #GoogleAcademia.