1. University is free in Germany, but elsewhere it’s just business. It is also like riding a bike.

2. Academia is a pointless, broken cult.

3. There are many misconceptions about us academics. We are often happy, but not always. We are rarely important, and never well paid!

4. We are many things:

5. We are not the problem…

6. …but we aren’t everything either.

7. Economics students are promiscuous and selfish.

8. History students are just promiscuous.

9. As for law students, well…

10. A PhD can be problematic, unless it is in dance.

11. Don’t expect to much help from your professor…

12. …nor from the hot-but-lazy TA.

Many questions remain.

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