1. University is free in Germany, but elsewhere it’s just business. It is also like riding a bike.
2. Academia is a pointless, broken cult.
3. There are many misconceptions about us academics. We are often happy, but not always. We are rarely important, and never well paid!
4. We are many things:
5. We are not the problem…
6. …but we aren’t everything either.
7. Economics students are promiscuous and selfish.
8. History students are just promiscuous.
9. As for law students, well…
10. A PhD can be problematic, unless it is in dance.
11. Don’t expect to much help from your professor…
12. …nor from the hot-but-lazy TA.
Many questions remain.
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